ONLINE ARTICLES

• “Now Boarding Everyone but You, Loser,” Jane Austen’s Wastebasket, January 2, 2025.

• “Make America Great Again by Banning My Book! (Please?),” The Haven, November 20, 2024.

• “We Greatly Appreciated the Chance To Review Your Submission, However It Sucks,” Jane Austen’s Wastebasket, October 2, 2024.

• “The School Year Will Be Much Easier for Everyone as Soon as You Do These 17 Unnecessarily Complicated Things,” Slackjaw, August 19, 2024.

• “Welcome to Political Science 101 With Professor Marjorie Taylor Greene,” The Haven, July 4, 2024.

• “The Worst Thing to Say to Your Professor on the First Day of Class—And 20 Other Worst Things, Too,” Medium, April 4, 2024.

• “Why I Need You to Move to Fargo as Soon as Possible, Preferably by the Weekend,” The Haven, October 12, 2020.

• “Security Report: American Food & Drug—Day No. 69 of the Pandemic,” How Pants Work, May 22, 2020.

• “You Know the Type,” The Haven, February 20, 2020.

• “I Plan to Do Great Work Today,” Points in Case, November 9, 2018.

• "Seeking Technical Mechanics Project Facilitator for Flow-Management Optimalization, Back-End Concordance Manifestations, and Other Things Too," McSweeney's, July 9, 2018.

• "Please Allow 21 Business Days for Us to Disregard Your Request to Unsubscribe," Points in Case, May 21, 2018.

• "TRUMP: The Art of the Deal, with a new Introduction by the author," The Haven, May 10, 2018.

• "An Immodest Response: @JonathanSwift Replies to Critics of His 'A Modest Proposal,'" The Satirist, March 13, 2018.

• "The First Father's Day for Adam, Father of All Mankind," Janice Magazine, August 4, 2017.

• "President Trump's Father's Day Schedule," Huffington Post, June 7, 2017.

• "World's Best Dad!," Huffington Post, June 16, 2016.

• "Why Hillary Clinton Should Recruit David Petraeus for Vice President," Huffington Post, May 23, 2016.

• "President Trump's Cabinet," Huffington Post, April 23, 2016.

• "Q&A with Brian Pinaire: The Supreme Court's Same-Sex Marriage Rulings," Lehigh University, June 2013.

• "Just a Little Off the Top, Please," Huffington Post, June 26, 2013.

• "Graduation Day," Huffington Post, May 8, 2013.

• "Office Hours," Huffington Post, November 29, 2012.

• "Manifesto of the Common Sense Party," Huffington Post, September 10, 2012.

• "GOP Conventioneering," Huffington Post, August 23, 2012.

• "The Attraction of Distraction," Huffington Post, June 14, 2012.

MAGAZINE & NEWSPAPER ARTICLES

• "Just Let Us Pump Our Own Gas Already," The Oregonian, July 16, 2017.

• "Is there a Text in this Class?", The Journal of Irreproducible Results, Fall 2013, 12-13.

• "Judicial Modesty Rules in Fisher's Affirmative Action Challenge," The Morning Call, June 26, 2013.

• "Democracy Is Missing from the Constitution," The Morning Call, September 17, 2011.

• "Not Guilty does not Mean Innocent," Philadelphia Inquirer, July 7, 2011.

• "Learning Involves More than Filling in the Blanks," The Morning Call, May 27, 2011.

• "How Will Kagan Decide Cases? It's Unknown, Just Like With Other Nominees," The Patriot-News, July 20, 2010.

• "Have You Heard About the Political Candidate Who Said . . . ?", The Morning Call, June 18, 2010.

• "Sestak's Best Non-Supporter," Philadelphia Inquirer, June 3, 2010 (with Frank Davis).

• "Internet Conspiracies: Where the Absence of Evidence is Confirmation of the Claim," Skeptic, Fall 2005, 26.

ACADEMIC JOURNAL ARTICLES

• "Law & Order: The Politics of Crime and Punishment," Choice 49 (November 2012): 407-20.

• "'Philadelphia Lawyers': Policing the Law in Pennsylvania," Journal of the Professional Lawyer (American Bar Association) (2012): 137-79.

• "Who Let (the) Dog Out?," Criminal Law Bulletin 47:6 (November-December 2011): 1169-85.

• "Bad Medicine: On Disciplining Physician Felons," The Cardozo Journal of Conflict Resolution 11:1 (Fall 2009): 133-80 (with Milton Heumann and Simon Burger). Part I of the article. Part II of the article.

• "Actively Learning Public Law," Law & Courts 18:3 (Summer 2008): 31-42.

• "Prescribing Justice: The Law and Politics of Discipline for Physician Felony Offenders," Boston University Public Interest Law Journal 17:1 (December 2007): 1-38 (with Milton Heumann and Jennifer Lerman).

• "The Essential Kafka: Definition, Distention and Dilution in Legal Rhetoric," University of Louisville Law Review 46:1 (2007): 115-58. Part I of the article. Part II of the article.

• "Barred from the Bar: The Process, Politics and Policy Implications of Discipline for Attorney Felony Offenders," Virginia Journal of Social Policy & the Law 13:2 (Winter 2006): 290-330 (with Milton Heumann and Jennifer Lerman).

• "Strange Brew: Method and Form in Electoral Speech Jurisprudence," Southern California Interdisciplinary Law Journal 14:2 (2005): 271-312. Part I of the article. Part II of the article.

• "Beyond the Sentence: Public Perceptions of Collateral Consequences for Felony Offenders," Criminal Law Bulletin 41:1 (January/February 2005): 24-46 (with Milton Heumann and Tom Clark).

• "Barred from the Vote: Public Attitudes Toward the Disenfranchisement of Felons," Fordham Urban Law Journal 30 (July 2003): 1519-1550 (with Milton Heumann and Laura Bilotta).

• "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Market: The Supreme Court and Political Speech in the Electoral Process," Journal of Law & Politics 17:3 (Summer 2001): 489-551. Part I of the article. Part II of the article.

BOOK REVIEWS

• The Tough Luck Constitution, by Andrew Koppelman, Choice, November 2013.

• An Introduction to Political Crime, by Jeffrey Ian Ross, Law & Politics Book Review 22:12 (December 2012): 582-85.

• The Oxford Handbook of Juvenile Crime and Justice, by Barry Feld and Donna Bishop, eds., Choice, July 2012.

• Habeas Corpus in America: The Politics of Individual Rights, by Justin Wert, Choice, October 2011.

• Congress Shall Make No Law: The First Amendment, Unprotected Expression, and the U.S. Supreme Court, by David M. O'Brien, Law & Politics Book Review 21:7 (July 2011): 416-20.

• The Cycle of Juvenile Justice, 2nd ed., by Thomas Bernard and Megan Kurlychek, Choice, May 2011.

• The American Supreme Court, 5th ed., by Robert McCloskey, Choice, January 2011.

• Freeing Speech: The Constitutional War Over National Security, by John Denvir, Law & Politics Book Review 20:8 (August 2010): 356-61.

• The Supreme Court on Trial: How the American Justice System Sacrifices Innocent Defendants, by George C. Thomas, III, Choice, October 2009.

• Ellery's Protest: How One Young Man Defied Tradition and Sparked the Battle over School Prayer, by Stephen D. Solomon, Law & Politics Book Review 19:6 (June 2009): 355-59.

• Speech out of Doors, by Timothy Zick, Perspectives on Politics 7:2 (June 2009): 418-20.

• The Perils of Federalism: Race, Poverty, and the Politics of Crime Control, by Lisa Miller, Choice, May 2009.

• Equality and Liberty in the Golden Age of State Constitutional Law, by Jeffrey Shaman, Choice, December 2008.

• Doing Justice to Mercy: Religion, Law, and Criminal Justice, by Jonathan Rothchild, et al., eds., Law & Politics Book Review 18:6 (June 2008): 517-22.

• Contested Words: Legal Restrictions on Freedom of Speech in Liberal Democracies, by Ian Cram, Law & Politics Book Review 16:12 (December 2006): 970-74.

• Speak No Evil, by Jon Gould, Law & Politics Book Review 15:9 (September 2005): 857-62.

• The Right to Vote, by Donald Grier Stephenson, Jr., Law & Politics Book Review 15:2 (February 2005): 99-102.

• Perilous Times: Free Speech in Wartime, by Geoffrey Stone, Law & Politics Book Review 14:11 (November 2004): 896-99.

• The American Jury System, by Randolph Jonakit, Law & Politics Book Review 14:6 (June 2004): 389-92.

ENCYCLOPEDIA ENTRIES

• "Elections," in Encyclopedia of Law and Society: American and Global Perspectives, ed. David S. Clark (Thousand Oaks: Sage, 2007), 474-77.

• "Marketplace of Ideas," in Encyclopedia of American Civil Liberties, ed. Paul Finkelman (New York: Routledge Reference, 2006), 962.

• "Kyllo v. United States," in Encyclopedia of American Civil Liberties, ed. Paul Finkelman (New York: Routledge Reference, 2006), 899-900.

• "Jury Nullification," in Encyclopedia of American Civil Liberties, ed. Paul Finkelman (New York: Routledge Reference, 2006), 869-70.

• "Buckley v. Valeo," in Encyclopedia of American Civil Liberties, ed. Paul Finkelman (New York: Routledge Reference, 2006), 193-94.

• "Abrams v. United States," in Encyclopedia of American Civil Liberties, ed. Paul Finkelman (New York: Routledge Reference, 2006), 13-14.

• "Abrams v. United States," in Encyclopedia of the Supreme Court, ed. David Schultz (New York: Facts on File, 2005), 4.

• "Anonymous Political Speech," in Encyclopedia of the Supreme Court, ed. David Schultz (New York: Facts on File, 2005), 17.

• "Board of Regents of University of Wisconsin v. Southworth," in Encyclopedia of the Supreme Court, ed. David Schultz (New York: Facts on File, 2005), 42-43.

• "New York Times Co. v. Sullivan," in Encyclopedia of the Supreme Court, ed. David Schultz (New York: Facts on File, 2005), 313.

• "Burson v. Freeman," in The Encyclopedia of Civil Liberties in America, eds. David Schultz and John R. Vile (New York: M.E. Sharpe, Inc., 2004), 130

• "Austin v. Michigan Chamber of Commerce," in The Encyclopedia of Civil Liberties in America, eds. David Schultz and John R. Vile (New York: M.E. Sharpe, Inc., 2004), 57-58.

• "Members of the City Council of Los Angeles v. Taxpayers for Vincent," in The Encyclopedia of Civil Liberties in America, eds. David Schultz and John R. Vile (New York: M.E. Sharpe, Inc., 2004), 613-14.

• "Colorado Republican Federal Campaign Committee v. Federal Election Commission," in The Encyclopedia of Civil Liberties in America, eds. David Schultz and John R. Vile (New York: M.E. Sharpe, Inc., 2004), 200-01.

• "Federal Election Commission v. Colorado Republican Federal Campaign Committee," in The Encyclopedia of Civil Liberties in America, eds. David Schultz and John R. Vile (New York: M.E. Sharpe, Inc., 2004), 363.

• "First National Bank of Boston v. Bellotti,"in The Encyclopedia of Civil Liberties in America, eds. David Schultz and John R. Vile (New York: M.E. Sharpe, Inc., 2004), 81-82.

• "The Prosecutor," in The Oxford Companion to American Law, ed. Kermit Hall (New York: Oxford University Press, 2002), 675-77 (with Milton Heumann).